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Holy Smear

Producing a 25-minute short film with a 40-person crew, on under €5,000.

Holy Smear set: a nurse at a desk in the hospital ward, seen from above
Role
Executive Producer
Period
2025 – 2026
Type
Side project
Budget
Under €5,000

Result

Under €5,000

6-day shoot finished on schedule and in full scope, now in post-production

Holy Smear is a darkly comic, surreal short film set in a decaying Georgian hospital, where faith, superstition and collapsing institutions collide.

The challenge

A 6-day shoot, a full cast and crew, and almost no budget.

What I did

Took the producer's role. I pitched the project to crew, equipment providers and location owners. I negotiated free or heavily discounted gear, locations and services.

Built the team. By the first day of filming, about 40 people had joined, most of them volunteers from Georgia and abroad.

Why it's here. It's the clearest example of what I do for brands too: get a big result out of a small budget.

Results

  • 6-day shoot on schedule and in full scope
  • Under €5,000
  • 40-person crew
  • Film in post-production

On set

6 days on set

Holy Smear on location: a man carrying a sheep past a hospital column
Holy Smear set: boom operator and crew in the hospital corridor during a take
Holy Smear set: an operating lamp cutting through haze in the ward
Holy Smear still: a chest X-ray with a cross pendant on the light box
Holy Smear still: a patient in a dim ward
Holy Smear set: an actor in a doctor's coat rehearsing with a child actor
Holy Smear still: a man in a crowd holding up a poster of a bearded elder ringed with crosses
Holy Smear still: a patient on a gurney beside a tray of surgical instruments
Holy Smear still: an older man holding a candle, another behind him
Holy Smear set: crew lighting a night scene
Holy Smear still: a procession with a cross and candles
Holy Smear set: the director briefing a child actor beside the camera
Holy Smear still: a hand signing a blue poster in a crowd
Holy Smear still: surgical instruments on a tray under green light
Holy Smear still: a doctor in a white coat by the window
Holy Smear still: an older woman in a black headscarf holding a candle in a crowd

6-day shoot · 40-person crew · 25-minute film

Questions about this project? Email me.